Rammstein – Pussy lyrics (in English) and video

This is hilarious:

“Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Too big, too small
He could be a bit bigger
Mercedes Benz and autobahn
Driving around alone
Journey, journey, driving pleasure
I just want fun, not to fall in love

Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch…

You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick
So take me now
Before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now oh don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small
The boom barrier should be upright

Beautiful lady, (do you) desire more
Blitzkrieg with the fleshy weapon
Schnaps on the brain, you lovely bride
Stick a bratwurst into your sauerkraut

Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch…

You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick
So take me now
Before it’s too late
Life’s too short
So I can’t wait
Take me now oh don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

Germany!”

I can’t get this out of my head.

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