The age at which I would like to go to my first concert.

I’d like to go to my first concert when I’m 80. Think about it: it would be perfect:

First of all, I don’t care to be surrounded that close to that many people, especially if there’s moshing going on. But, I suppose that I want to try it at least once before I die.

Secondly, I know for a fact it would be too loud for me.

But when I’m 80, people won’t fuck with me and they’ll be like “Damn dude, that’s cool!”, (meaning that they think it’s “Cool” for an 80 year old man to “rock out”), and the music will finally be at the perfect volume for my ears.

A video of me masturbating.

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