My theory about salad dressing.

How do you think dressings started getting added to salads?

Here’s my theory:

Some redneck was like “I don’t want to eat no goddamn salad”, so he put mayonnaise and cheese on it to “make it more like a hamburger”.

Then, the people who considered themselves to have “culture” (the “salad-eaters”) said “Well, if you’re going to put mayonnaise on it, we’re at least going to make it look decent.”

And voila:

Salad dressing.

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