If I ever win an award, my acceptance speech is going to start like this.

“First of all, I want to thank my parents, for having sex. And I want to thank the condom that broke. You’re the real hero, Durex…”

My masturbation video 😉

Acceptance speech.

(^ not my real mom, btw)

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