Ra-ra I’m a loser.

What’s the point of getting your picture taken with attractive cheerleaders at sporting events?

Everyone knows you aren’t dating, because they have the fucking team’s logo on their chest, and have giant, goddamn plastic pom-poms (and I AIN’T talkin’ about her boobs! <3), and you can’t grab any good bits (because that’s rape. Duh), and you aren’t going to get any casual sex or the girl’s phone number or anything. I mean, are people that fucking desperate for attention from an attractive girl? Or are they that desperate to seem masculine in front of their friends that they want to show off themselves in a picture with a sexy woman?

Jesus fucking Christ

Boobs.

Boobs 2.

Videos that can only be categorized as “Comedy”.

NBA 2K15 Charlotte Hornets Franchise.

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