Breaking news:

The same shit that was reported fucking YEARS ago if you were paying attention or know how to read. Excerpts from “Breaking News: Story 2 of the Apocalyptic series”. News. Logic. More logic. John Stossel – RetroReport, The End Of The Story. Advertisements

Hey, all of you news watchers:

Why is Netflix offering A YEAR of PAID vacation for parents of newborns? I’ll give you a hint: COMPETITION. News. Excerpts from “Breaking News: story 2 of the Apocalyptic Series”. Excerpts from “Fire: story 1 of the Apocalyptic Series”. Economics. Voluntarism and Capitalism. Circumcision.

An early revelation that I had about the news.

The manipulation of interviews by the media is quite frightening. Of course, it shouldn’t be outlawed. But other forms of speech must become more popular than the manipulations prevalent within television news, but especially when it comes to interviews. It’s terrifying. Our brains are all we have and thankfully, if we lose our mental capabilities or never had […]

The TRUE reason that “the news” exists, and how it operates.

The function of news is to exist as a confirmation bias: nothing more, nothing less. It is simply and exactly making money to tell people exactly what they want to hear, and that doesn’t always involve learning (in fact, in most cases, it doesn’t because most of the biggest news organizations don’t have a dedicated “education” […]

Why some people become news reporters.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it until I die: Those that CAN make the news, do and those that CAN’T make the news, make the news. The ones who CAN do things, DO things, and the ones whom CAN’T do things, REPORT on those that do. That’s why there’s so many incompetent news […]

I have discovered the philosophical root of television “news”

I just imagined this scenario and I died a little bit on the inside (parenthesis are not part of the fictitious conversation. They are my real thoughts about the fictitious conversation): Me: “I don’t watch the news.” Someone else: “Why not?” Me: “Because I can’t process it. It doesn’t give me enough time to think about what […]

Public Service Announcement

Here is my response to the blog post below (I have a sneaking suspicion that the author of this post will delete my response. As someone who has done this myself, I think I am justified in this belief. The response is as follows). “They are mere shells of life eaten out by years of […]

Another imaginative interview…*sigh*

I always imagine, after I’ve acquired immense success, many people asking me: “Why did it take you so long to get here? I mean, you’re so talented. Why do you think it took so long?”, to which I’ll reply: “I asked myself the exact same thing that whole time…” Excerpts from my fiction. My poetry. Videos […]

My imagination has a lot more in common with my best friend than I realized… Oh dear… I mean… Oh SHIT…

“Interviewer”: “How do you come up with such genius work?” Me: “Thankfully, what I wanted to do was genius.” Devin Stevens. Excerpts from my fiction. My poetry. Videos that can only be categorized as “Comedy”. Comedy/miscellaneous videos that I have made that I want you to see. Where you can financially support me if you so desire […]

Growing up? :( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😦 <- (This is a funny link. Please click it). I think that phase, so common in adulthood, where dreams begin to die, and restless complacence starts to kick in, is creeping into my subconscious ever so subtly. I have always dreamed big, even if my effort put forward would cause me to fall and crash […]