Where’s MY 15 minutes of fame? :(

I honestly have no idea how I’m not successful yet. Poop and masturbation jokes are top tier… More masturbation. Economics. Voluntarism and Capitalism. Where you can financially support me if you so desire (T-shirts included; please share all of these links). Advertisements

How to find a good title for everything that amounts to a “life’s work”?

I think I’ve finally figured out a good way to describe what exactly it is that I’m looking for out of life. It comes down to one word: “profundity”. I want to be moved. I want nature and life to make me cry. I want to be able to cry in front of someone while […]

A Brief Piece About Language

The hardest part of starting a piece of writing is starting it. (I hope I’m credited for this quote some day). It may be noted that the hardest part of writing is coming up with an idea. But the hardest part is actually reigning them in. To put it bluntly, “writers” who say that “I […]

Some Personal Philosophies, 2/15/17, 4:33 AM

There has never been a better time in my life for me to write than right now. Everything is falling into place perfectly. I’m more mentally developed than I have ever been since I wanted to write (I know that may come as a surprise to many of you. I must’ve set the bar pretty […]

Sitting in Silence

Despite the fact that, as a writer, I wish that I spent most of my “writing” time actually physically writing, the truth is that, as I am painfully learning, that a large percentage of a writer’s time is sitting in silence, thinking. In some ways, this has always made me feel very uncomfortable. Uneasy. Although […]

Analyzing My Decision-Making

In my opinion, there is something fundamentally wrong with the way I am currently approaching my work. By “my work”, I mean my writing (and probably my comedy as well). I need some changes. The main issue currently is the fact that I’m not working on it as much as I believe that I should. […]

I’ve never really felt comfortable with the acquirement of “fans”, even though I know how talented I am, and that I’ll only get better as time goes along…

I have often been compelled to write so much (as in amount) that I have often been brought to tears at the fear of what it would mean if I actually caught up with myself, and what it would mean if more and more people could relate to my mere words… It has caused such a […]

The facts of life.

Popularity of ideas does not constitute their objectivity… That’s one of the hardest facts of life to deal with… Fame. Intelligence. Logic. More logic. Insightful. Ignorance. Bob Saget. Murray Rothbard. Even more Murray Rothbard.

My imagination has a lot more in common with my best friend than I realized… Oh dear… I mean… Oh SHIT…

“Interviewer”: “How do you come up with such genius work?” Me: “Thankfully, what I wanted to do was genius.” Devin Stevens. Excerpts from my fiction. My poetry. Videos that can only be categorized as “Comedy”. Comedy/miscellaneous videos that I have made that I want you to see. Where you can financially support me if you so desire […]