A man came by the house today. He was a man I’ve known my entire life. And it wasn’t the first time that he’s ever showed up at the house. He had some cards that he was wanting to know the value of. Some Yugioh, Pokemon, Magic, and some other cards that I’m not sure […]
One of the greatest (if not the greatest) things about being human is the ability to love. Full disclaimer: at the time of this writing, I am a happily single man. So, I am not here to discuss romantic love, nor of friendship, nor of the still yet different type of love that comes with […]
I think that my intelligence is such that I can often predict where jokes are going to go, and, therefore, do not laugh. However, the shock of dark humor produces the laugh from me, precisely because of its unpredictable nature. I’m not necessarily saying that those who like non-offensive jokes are stupid. But from my […]
Working hard to avoid lustful temptations for my own good. Working hard to avoid intimate emotional relationships as well for the same reason. Women (reader discretion is advised). Boobs. Love. Fem. My poetry.
I’m pretty sure that making people laugh is my greatest love, followed closely by food and porn, in that order. #funnyfoodporn My masturbation video. Someone else‘s masturbation video (there’s is better than mine :'(( Women (reader discretion is advised).
I love comedy more than anything else. More than writing fiction. (Fiction is anything else, because this entire goddamn world is just a computer simulation, according to premature-ejaculating nerds smarter than I).