Goddamn motherfucking piece-of-shit stubbornness…

I don’t know what I’d have to do to convince people that I’m not a violent person, but if it involves compromising my art and comedy, then I’m not going to do it. Excerpt from “Torture”. A Treatise on Stubbornness. Liberal. Fem. Economics. Voluntarism and Capitalism. Insightful. Offend the Fuck Out of People. About. Logic.

A Treatise on Stubbornness

There’s nothing wrong with being stubborn in the way that it is generally defined today. Being stubborn today means to believe in God when other people do not. Tolerance is accepting the fact that some people do not believe in God and not taking away their rights. It does not mean, however, that we can’t […]

Personal Examination of Experimental Repetition

I once had a blog. I guess it was near 10 year ago, now. Would’ve made me 15, 16 years old. Yikes. Glad it’s not still around (although a part of me wishes I could still see what I wrote, and only me). But I’ve always been a scatterbrained little boy, for a multitude of reasons. […]

A Message From A Shitty Writer

A young man gets bored, and decides to write a story. He decides to write a story about the most exciting thing he can imagine. Along the way, he discovers that he isn’t very good at it. He’s created the literary equivalent of a McDonald’s hamburger: it’s food, but not very sustenary; full of shitty […]

The Apparent Conflict Between “Practicality” and “Art”

I’m not sure if my best friend, Devin Stevens, wishes me to make this public or not. But I think I will, anyway. My best friend, Devin Stevens, has a habit of walking back and forth, talking to himself. It is interesting, and some might even say peculiar. I really only paid attention to it […]


I don’t feel like this is “done”, but I’m tired of fucking looking at it, so I guess that means it’s “done”. I’m tired of considering it “not done” and spending time trying to think of what is wrong with it when I know that so much other work that isn’t done remains undone. It’s time […]


Anything that is written, as this is, must come from some perspective. Something that is created must go somewhere. Must have some meaning. There has to be a reason for why the creator created it. It must come from the vision of the creator. The creator wants people to see his end result. He has […]


I have always scoffed at the phrase “Life is not about the destination, but the journey.” No doubt, as is the case with everything, this was influenced by being raised in religion. I was introduced to the idea that when I die, there is a perfect place I am going to if I do x […]

A Way Out

Never before in my life have I felt more in control of my life. And never have I felt more terrified (well……maybe that’s an exaggeration. I’m sure my recollection of past anxieties is quite understated, now that I’ve given it more than five seconds of thought (it’s odd how sometimes, it’s hard to forget what […]

“The Consumption”

The poor boy was afflicted at birth Bitten by the creative bug Bugging others With his hypersensitive sense of humor The poor boy, Sick in the head, Never sought treatment He went mad instead Drove others mad as well Had little friends That by night, danced in his head, And by day, went to bed […]