Tag Archives: Cock

“The Grip”

It starts with the foreskin
The first thing to go
Lest you catch a disease
From a filthy ho

Then comes desire
It must be squelched
Before the Great Lake of Fire
Consumes your bones with a mighty belch

Then comes talk
About love, and marriage
Where people who want a fuck
Create righteousness through a carriage

Then comes the yelling, the screaming,
The nasty divorce
And the children with mental disorders
Due to all of the chaos, of course

The unwanted children,
The broken homes,
When all could be fixed
With birth control and condoms

But we need more miserable people
To fill up our pews
And worship the Lord
And then watch the news

Pushed underground
Is the sexual desire
Much like the drug lords
That the druggies hire

Same for the guns
And ALL illegal things
They lead to black markets
And immoral police stings

All the horny children
Sit, hard and wet,
Terrified of the consequences,
Lest they forget…

They try too hard
To make love work
All because they can’t admit
That they want to pork

What they have been taught
Is not love
It isn’t a divine message
Sent from above

It is guilt and terror
About tits and asses,
Vaginas and cocks,
And cum on glasses

Fear of the touch
Fear of the skin
Fear of too much
Fear of living in SIN

None of these people
Can relax when they cum
They can’t experience
That sex was made to be fun

Please ignore your pastors
And your uptight churches
Don’t worry about Hellfire
And the Devil, who torches

Be smart about sex
Know the real consequences
Like having children
Or really bad itches

But when you’re on top
Of your girl or your guy
Let yourself go
Let yourself fly

Enjoy the touch
Enjoy the heat
Let the pedestrians
Hear you from the street

Take it slow
Take it fast
Make it quick
Make it last

Explore, enjoy
Never stop fucking
Cum to your heart’s content
Never stop sucking

Enjoy each other’s bodies
And each other’s minds
Enjoy his hot cock
Enjoy her insides

Cum where you want
And fear not God
For sex was created by Him
Use your hole, use your rod

But use common sense
Always be smart
Fuck with your genitals
AND with your heart

Be smart, be safe,
Be consensual, be dirty,
Be sweaty, be loving,
Be gentle, be hurty

But the most important thing
Is to relax and enjoy it
For that is what it’s for
Please don’t destroy it…

_________________________________________________________________

(Wrote in probably 10-15 minutes, to brag for marketing purposes. Lol. It ended up taking a very different turn than I thought it would when I first came up with the idea. It was initially going to be much more sad, but it took a more positive route when I started writing, which is very odd for me…lol)

My poetry.

Christianity.

Offend the Fuck Out of People.

Gay stuff.

Things for sale on Kindle (including my first poetry collection).

Politics.

Economics.

Voluntarism and Capitalism.

Parody about masturbation.

Another funny masturbation video.

Advertisements

The perfect dick and cock’.

Gay stuff.

Videos that can only be categorized as “Comedy”.

Where you can financially support me if you so desire (T-shirts included; please share all of these links).

“How do you know that you’re in love?” Good question…

Affection leads to erections

MORE masturbation.

More logic.

Topical, offensive humor…

Why do you do that?”

“I don’t know. It’s just in me and comes out.”

“Yeah, but you can’t whip your dick out in Subway like that.”

“But why not? There are kids around…”

Subway joke.

Offend the Fuck Out of People.

Offensive.

Excerpts from “Frank and Bob”.

Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church.

Offensive joke about raising kids (be prepared…for your kids to be butthurt…)

I’m not saying that I like to fuck children. But…

Having sex with underage girls.

Lust? Love? It’s all the same to me: BAD FOR MY HEALTH!!!

Working hard to avoid lustful temptations for my own good.

Working hard to avoid intimate emotional relationships as well for the same reason.

Women (reader discretion is advised).

Boobs.

Love.

Fem.

My poetry.

Porn…

10 minutes of exposition:

25 seconds of ejaculation…

Masturbation.

Even more masturbation.

Gay stuff.

Women (reader discretion is advised).

Boobs.

Fem.

Christianity.

Moral.

There ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ gay…

Unless you’re gay…

Gay stuff.

Liberal.

Offend the Fuck Out of People.