You will be born to parents too young to raise you effectively, and the majority of your physical sexual pleasure will be removed from you at birth, against your will.
You will then be taught a terror unlike anything that you’ve ever known, that you will, more than likely, never be able to get rid of until the day you die. And even then, it may feel as strong as ever.
If you have any questions, all answers are “Life just sucks.”
We bear no responsibility for your misfortunes.