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Collective Karl

My apologies.

The Old Man That Puts New Tires on His Van Every Single Week

Inspired by getting a new set of tires on my car, wondering what would happen if someone were to replace their tires every week, and assuming that if there was anyone that did put new tires on their car every week, it would be a delusional old man.


There is an old man
That lives down the street
That puts new tires on his van
Every single week

His neighbors say he’s crazy
Every single day
But because he’s almost deaf
He can’t hear what they say

(The title of my poem reminds me of the title of this song).