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The Real Reason You’re Circumcised – Adam Ruins Everything

Welp, Kellogg got his wish for me.

I don’t care that much about sex anymore, although I would love to.

Oh well.

I’m enjoying his roasting in Hell from up here.

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“The Grip”

It starts with the foreskin
The first thing to go
Lest you catch a disease
From a filthy ho

Then comes desire
It must be squelched
Before the Great Lake of Fire
Consumes your bones with a mighty belch

Then comes talk
About love, and marriage
Where people who want a fuck
Create righteousness through a carriage

Then comes the yelling, the screaming,
The nasty divorce
And the children with mental disorders
Due to all of the chaos, of course

The unwanted children,
The broken homes,
When all could be fixed
With birth control and condoms

But we need more miserable people
To fill up our pews
And worship the Lord
And then watch the news

Pushed underground
Is the sexual desire
Much like the drug lords
That the druggies hire

Same for the guns
And ALL illegal things
They lead to black markets
And immoral police stings

All the horny children
Sit, hard and wet,
Terrified of the consequences,
Lest they forget…

They try too hard
To make love work
All because they can’t admit
That they want to pork

What they have been taught
Is not love
It isn’t a divine message
Sent from above

It is guilt and terror
About tits and asses,
Vaginas and cocks,
And cum on glasses

Fear of the touch
Fear of the skin
Fear of too much
Fear of living in SIN

None of these people
Can relax when they cum
They can’t experience
That sex was made to be fun

Please ignore your pastors
And your uptight churches
Don’t worry about Hellfire
And the Devil, who torches

Be smart about sex
Know the real consequences
Like having children
Or really bad itches

But when you’re on top
Of your girl or your guy
Let yourself go
Let yourself fly

Enjoy the touch
Enjoy the heat
Let the pedestrians
Hear you from the street

Take it slow
Take it fast
Make it quick
Make it last

Explore, enjoy
Never stop fucking
Cum to your heart’s content
Never stop sucking

Enjoy each other’s bodies
And each other’s minds
Enjoy his hot cock
Enjoy her insides

Cum where you want
And fear not God
For sex was created by Him
Use your hole, use your rod

But use common sense
Always be smart
Fuck with your genitals
AND with your heart

Be smart, be safe,
Be consensual, be dirty,
Be sweaty, be loving,
Be gentle, be hurty

But the most important thing
Is to relax and enjoy it
For that is what it’s for
Please don’t destroy it…

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(Wrote in probably 10-15 minutes, to brag for marketing purposes. Lol. It ended up taking a very different turn than I thought it would when I first came up with the idea. It was initially going to be much more sad, but it took a more positive route when I started writing, which is very odd for me…lol)

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Sex without a foreskin.

Sex is pretty much pointless without foreskin.

A large part of the appeal of sex is the physical pleasure (duh).

“There’s more to sex than physical pleasure, Cody. There’s the emotional connection.”

Tell that to all of the women who have never had an orgasm before, but are still in otherwise successful relationships. There are probably many women who are ok with never having an orgasm, but there are also many women who are not ok with that, and some (female scumbags) will cheat, while others will keep their problems regarding their lack or orgasms or lackluster sex to themselves, so that most people (including their partners) will never know of their unhappiness regarding their sexual lives…

“But wait, Cody. You can still cum without a foreskin. You can have an orgasm. So your argument is invalid.”

Let’s remove part of the clitoris (instead of the whole thing, like they do in barbaric African countries), and as long as some liquid comes out of her, we can justify it.

Thinking about all of the sexual pleasure I’m missing out on just makes the pleasure I do feel emotionally hurt.

Thankfully, my sex drive has greatly reduced since I have realized this, and my prior prayers pre-revelation were answered, although not in a way that I expected (that’s typically how answered prayers go).

It’s absolutely not fair, but I can’t change it, no matter how unjust it is.

I’ll just have to adjust my life and live with less sexual desire…

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The Difference Between Intimate Passion and Rape

People who ask for permission every time they want to initiate physical intimacy with their partner have NO fucking passion in their lives.

What’s the point of being in a relationship?

If she doesn’t communicate to YOU that she DOESN’T want it, how can she expect YOU to do all of the communication? It’s a two-way street.

This does not mean that a man who continues physical intimacy after a woman says “No” has the ethical high ground. But if you ask “Is it okay if I kiss you” EVERY FUCKING TIME you want to kiss her, she is going to leave you due to boredom.

It’s on BOTH partners to communicate effectively, but it must be remembered that passion is INCREDIBLY important in a relationship, and PASSION IS NOT INHERENTLY RAPE

Of course, in SAYING this, I am not offering solutions to PREVENT rape, or what to do AFTER it occurs; but, the most effective way to prevent rape, in my opinion, is a gun. When he starts to try to rape you, kill him. It’s the most effective solution.

“Teaching men not to rape” is childish on MULTIPLE levels, as it patronizes male NON-rapists, and doesn’t deter a man who is willing to rape. It’s attempting to solve a problem with insufficient means, and will only serve to decrease the self-esteem of those shy men who only want PASSION in their lives (I am a firsthand account of this, as this deeply affected me growing up. In fact, you could say that it made me “sexist“. (Feminism creating “male chauvinists”? Ohhh yes. It should be completely fucking obvious why this is the case)).

I’ll never say that there aren’t problems with the way that rape is treated from a rape-victim’s perspective. And I’m not going to compare victims here. But anyone who attempts to discredit male victims of false rape accusations have already discredited themselves.

I have yet to discover if ignorance or covert malevolence comes more into play with emotional issues like this, but I think it’s a combination of both.

In conclusion, I think the best solution to rape is a gun.

Treating all men like children will not slow down rape.

“Rape” must have a clear, coherent definition.

There is a point when unwanted sexual advancement is NOT rape, and a point when it IS. For instance, a compliment on one’s attractiveness, even if it is lewd and unwanted, is NOT RAPE. Smacking women on the ass in public IS sexual harassment, AS ARE verbal sexual compliments when she has made it CLEAR to you when she wants you to stop.

But what of the lovers, when he wants anal sex and she doesn’t? And he keeps asking, and she finally gives in? Is THIS rape?

Of course not. She consented, even if begrudgingly. This is NOT rape. I can’t believe this has to be explained.

What if she consented, and then regretted it? Of course not. Keyword: “consent.” Not until she tells him to stop. (Communication is a very nuanced thing).

And what if drugs are involved? Simple:

If she CHOOSES to do the drugs, WITHOUT being physically coerced, and then, while high, agrees to have sex, AND THEN LATER REGRETS IT, then it is CLEARLY not rape, as she made her choices and gave her consent. Therefore, it is SHE who must live with the consequences, INCLUDING the GUILT she might feel: NOT HE.

Physical coercion is a different matter ENTIRELY.

And, of COURSE this isn’t to suggest that there is no such thing as rape. That’s an ignorant conclusion to take from this.

Passion is not rape:

RAPE IS RAPE.

Jokes are not rape.

Books are not rape.

Video games are not rape.

RAPE. IS. RAPE.

(And if you’re stupid enough to ask “Why are you obsessed with rape?”, I’ll simply ask you: “Have you been living under a rock?” If you have been, then go to this site and propose that same question to its users).

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A theory about why most guys only care about “cumming” when they have sex.

If you want to know why most guys only care about “cumming” whenever they have sex, it’s because they’re circumcised and that’s the only thing that feels good to them sexually.

“Fore”play is only good if you have “fore”skin.

(And before you dumbasses say “Well you can still have pleasure with foreskin”, imagine how “foreplay” would feel to a girl that has most of her clitoris removed (at least she still has her labia, right? It’s not like she can experience no sexual pleasure without most of her clitoris, right?

And imagine that she heard that most of the world has a full clitoris, and imagine that she was told that cutting off half of her clitoris was “justified” because men had experienced dirty clitorises in the past, and that therefore, removing a piece of her sexual pleasure was justified.

How would she feel about that?)

With foreskin, you don’t have to fuck as fast, and you can go slower and still get as much pleasure from it (and you can also fuck faster if you want to as well).

You don’t have to be a jackhammer all of the time when you have foreskin, but when you don’t have a foreskin, you have to more often than you would have to otherwise.

And yes, I am sure that there are men with foreskin that also just care about cumming.

However, my propositions can’t be discredited just because of that basic fact.

#equality

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