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“Trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom”

Vex not Thou the Poet's Mind

It is easy to fade in the wall,
Because my huge head,
A round white ball with red spots,
Thinks over and over and over
About how troubled the world is,
How King Bowser reigns with fiery flame.

Yet how sweet it is to see others move
Freely though the castle,
Taking risks and searching for stars.
When a man is shut in a dead town,
His head reeling in years of fear and failure,
How wonderful, how encouraging
the sudden leap of faith,
The yells of laughter:
‘Ya! Woohoo! Yipppeeeeee!’

Though my best speech is in text boxes,
I have often wished I could give you more
Than just advice on the stage;
I wish I could give you free stars,
And make your life easier.

Please forgive me for the times
When I exploded like a Bomb-omb
Or suddenly crashed on you like a Whomp.
My oversized head…

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Fist of Jesus playlist.

Fist of Jesus.

Offend the Fuck Out of People.

Christianity.

Arms Race Warmup Champion (PLUS a Star Wars: Battlefront EXCLUSIVE!!! (not really))

My Youtube channel.

Where you can financially support me if you so desire (T-shirts included; please share all of these links).

The best $3.98 I’ve ever spent.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive playlist.

Videos that can only be categorized as “Comedy”.

Where you can financially support me if you so desire (T-shirts included; please share all of these links).

For real, though.

Videos that can only be categorized as “Comedy”.

My video game videos.

Where you can financially support me if you so desire (T-shirts included; please share all of these links).

How to get millions of views on Youtube.

Videos that can only be categorized as “Comedy”.

Where you can financially support me if you so desire (T-shirts included; please share all of these links).